"You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand."

"Go home, prince. Drink some wine, make love to your wife. Tomorrow, we'll have our war."

"That's why no one will remember your name."

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES! "

"You have your swords. I have my tricks. We play with the toys the gods give us."

"What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together? "

"What's your favorite scary movie? "

"We all go a little mad sometimes. "

"Why so serious? "

"You sack of wine! Before my time is done, I will look down on your corpse and smile. "

"Stop! Too many men have died today. If killing is your only talent, that's your curse. I don't want anyone dying for me. "

"Are you a mexi-CAN or a mexi-CAN'T? "

"Welcome to prime time bitch!"

"I have endured what no one on earth has endured before. I kissed the hands of the man who killed my son. "

"We're gonna have so many babies! "

"I AM NOT GOING TO BURY MY SON! MY SON IS GOING TO BURY ME! "

"My son is dying, and I'm broke. If I don't qualify for Medicare, WHO THE HELL DOES? "

"To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf. "

"King Kong ain't got **** on me! "

"Hi I'm Chucky, wanna play? "

"I've seen enough horror movies to know that any guy wearing a mask is not good. "

"A big man is ripping your ears off Percy. I'd do as he says "

"I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late. "

"I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child. "

"People hurt the ones they love. THat's how it is all around the world. "

"I got mind control over Deebo. He be like Shut the **** up. I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again. "

"It's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got **** to do! "

"There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie... "

"You bought me a gun rack, I don't own a gun let alone many guns to necessitate a gun rack. "

"I was elected to lead, not to read. "

"It's party time, P-A-R-T-why? Because I gotta! "

"Oh don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill. Oh look, krill. "

"It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare. "

"If you're a bird, I'm a bird. "

"I want to play a game. "

"That's my sweetheart in there, wherever she is, that's where my home is. "

"No, if we died we would have heard, We are crashing, we we are crashing.! "

"I never miss. "

"They're coming to get you Barbara. "

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. "

"No brain, no pain...think about it. "

"So you're telling me there's a chance....YES! "

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer. "

"So, what are you trying to say? "

"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. "

"Won't you please be my prisoner, please please please! "

"All's fair in love and basketball, right? "

"I've loved you since I was 11, the **** just won't go away. "

"Can't you people see there are guns here? "

"I have to return some videotapes. "

"My son WORKS!? "

"Why won't you die? "

"For-e-ver! "

"This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law. "

- Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell)

The 40 Year Old Virgin, 2005

- Achilles (Brad Pitt)

Troy, 2004

- Achilles (Brad Pitt)

Troy, 2004

- Winston Zeddemore (Ernie Hudson)

Ghostbusters, 1984

- Odysseus (Sean Bean)

, Troy, 2004

- Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

Dumb and Dumber, 1994

- Ghostface

Scream, 1996

- Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins)

Psycho, 1960

- The Joker (Heath Ledger)

The Dark Knight, 2008

- Achilles (Brad Pitt)

Troy, 2004

- Briseis (Rose Byrne)

Troy, 2004

- Agent Sands (Johnny Depp)

Once Upon A Time In Mexico, 2003

- Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund)

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, 1987

- Priam (Peter O'Toole)

Troy, 2004

- Eddie (William Madrid)

Bear House, 2009

- John Q. Archibald (Denzel Washington)

John Q. 2002.

- John Q. Archibald (Denzel Washington)

John Q. 2002.

- Alonzo Harris (Denzel Washington)

Training Day, 2001

- Alonzo Harris (Denzel Washington)

Training Day, 2001

- Chucky (Brad Dourif)

Child's Play, 1988

- Lizbeth (Nancy McLoughlin)

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives, 1986

- Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks)

The Green Mile, 1999

- John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan)

The Green Mile, 1999

- Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks)

The Green Mile, 1999

- John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan)

The Green Mile, 1999

- Smokey (Chris Tucker)

Friday, 1995

Smokey (Chris Tucker)

Friday, 1995

Randy Meeks (Jamie Kennedy)

Scream, 1996

Wayne (Mike Meyers)

Wayne's World, 1992

Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Simpsons Movie, 2007

The Mask (Jim Carrey)

The Mask, 1994

Dory (Ellen DeGeneres)

Finding Nemo, 2003

Sheriff Brackett (Charles Cyphers)

Halloween, 1978

Noah Calhoun (Ryan Gosling)

The Notebook, 2004

Jigsaw (Tobin Bell)

Saw, 2004

Duke (James Garner)

The Notebook, 2004

Nick Brady (Eric Christian Olsen)

Fired Up, 2009

El Wray (Freddy Rodriguez)

Planet Terror, 2007

Johnny (Russell Striner)

Night of the Living Dead, 1968

Peter/Televangelist (Ken Foree)

Dawn of the Dead (1978)/(2004)

Gus Gilbert (Clancy Brown)

Pet Sematary Two, 1992

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

Dumb and Dumber, 1994

Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, 1994

The Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

The Cable Guy, 1996

The Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

The Cable Guy, 1996

Dug

Up, 2009

Quincy McCall (Omar Epps)

Love and Basketball, 2000

Monica Wright (Sanaa Lathan)

Love and Basketball, 2000

Parker (Ryan Phillippe)

The Way of the Gun, 2000

Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale)

American Psycho, 2000

King Jaffe Joffer (James Earl Jones)

Coming to America, 1988

Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund)

Freddy vs. Jason, 2003

Squints (Chauncey Leopardi)

The Sandlot, 1993

Coach Boone

(Denzel Washington), Remember The Titans, 2000

The Vault

A collection of miscellaneous InOurSity Short Films

The Return

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Cast: William Madrid, Melissa Kihneman, Brien O’Donal

Synopsis: Set during the Vietnam War, a soldier returns home with a gift for his wife…

The Bench

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Cast: Ernesto Chaverri, Jairo Madrid

Synopsis: A conversation on a park bench between two men quickly leads to anger…

Bear House

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Cast: William Madrid, Cesar Gochez, Melissa Kihneman

Synopsis: Two friends needing to make some quick money are offered a rather interesting job request…